• Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll.. or you're taking shit from some asshole.
  • The only 2 bags I packed for Vegas
  • One more day till Vegas
  • Just watched "The Sitter" and stillanobody.com had the best review ;; http://stillanobody.com/2011/12/13/the-sitter-review/
  • I'm going to change my voicemail to:"Hi, hang up and TEXT me" ;;
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  • Damn, you Fine Malt Liquor ;;
  • To slow, cheerio ;;
  • Mickey's and some bootlegs ;;
  • 02 04 23 38 46 mega 23 ;;
  • Crown weekend continues ;;
  • The Walking Dead ;;
  • Sorry Mario, But Your Princess is in Another Castle ;;
  • Verde Modelo ;;
  • Drink of the night: premium long island iced tea ;;
  • That's a big ass rock ;; I bet its on its way to Charlie Sheens house
  • username:  Ruben.310     ;;
  • Valentines Day or Taco Tuesday? ;;
  • Roses are Red,Violets are Blue,Vodka is cheaperThan Dinner for two. ;;
  • Best Valentines Day card. EVER!!!!! ;;
  • Free fireworks show. Thank you downtown Long Beach ;;
  • Lets try this puppy out, have you tried it? ;;
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  • Good thing for "back up" beer ;;
  • Lmao ;;
  • I hate mornings ;;
  • Watching "Another Earth" has anyone else seen this movie?
  • Me: I love u 
Her: awe, I love you too
Me: yeah, its my favorite vowel
  • Now for the real thing, who want to help me kill this bottle ;;
  • Wrapping these gifts with my bottle of scotch ;;
  • I'm off today. Thinking of watching sherlock holmes 2. Wanna go?
  • Need to keep warm ;;
  • Last call drink up ;;
  • Love this documentary ;;
  • Smoke weed everyday ;;
  • I want to go watch The Muppets, who wants to go? ;;
  • I'm thankful for crown royal and free cups ;;
  • Time to "break in" my new glass from McDonalds ;;
  • For those of you hooking up tonight remember..... ;;
  • Do a barrel roll? ;;
  • I seen a lot of Good costumes BUT more bad than good ;;
  • About to watch Red State with my beer ;;
  • Im thinking about pizza, wonder what pizza is thinking about? ;;
  • Should I go have a drink at the bar down the street? ;;
  • I love you coffee Thank you for waking me up ;;
  • I'm ready for the wedding .... And a beer ;;
  • Home sweet home ;;
  • Finally home from work. Check you later ;;
  • #tittytuesday ;;
  • A lil night cap before bed ;;
  • Googlem+ is better than this ;;
  • Home sweet home ;;  Mmm beer......
  • What color tie should I wear today? ;;
  • Happy Hump Day!!!!! Keep your head up, its almost Friday ;;
  • Thinking about watching "Moneyball" @ the Art Theatre on 4th st tonight ;;

Has anyone seen it? Or want to see it?
  • Good night world ;; not looking forward to work @ 6am
  • No work today .....
  • Rule #1 ;; when the bar closes have a back-up beer @ home waiting for you
  • Blue Moon ;; ALL FOR ME

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